A Yook by Any Other Name
Chapter Six
by Jo Anzalone




Chapter 6: Happiness and Forebodings

Himself puffed his chest out grandly, entering into the spirit of the question. "I AM Marlon Brando!" he pronounced, trying to stifle a chuckle.

Steve, though, suddenly grew serious. "You are better," he said softly.

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Jeffrey came into the dining room and asked, "Is it lunchtime yet?"

"Well," Phyllis replied, "there have been a few...complications. I'll go to the kitchen now and check on it for you, though." She walked through the living room just as Himself and Steve came back inside. Himself continued on toward the kitchen with her. "What happened to Laura?" Phyllis asked.

"Tripped," he said, not explaining further, just keeping his eye on Steve for a moment as the younger man approached the couch. Then he turned his gaze on Phyllis. "Are you hungry?" he asked.

"Starved," she laughed. "And Jeffrey is on the prowl."

"We'd better hurry, then," Himself chortled, "before he drives off lookin' for soy sauce." She shook her head. Poor Jeffrey. He would carry the soy sauce scenario with him the rest of his days. At least Ute didn't seem to mind. She just seemed to get right into the spirit of it.

Zack and Susan wandered at the edge of a large garden plot. "Do you think there might be blue poppies?" he wondered, knowing how she would enjoy that.


"Not the right climate," she sighed. Actually almost nowhere in the world really seemed to be the right climate except for one misty Scottish hill on the backside of nowhere. They saw Buggie sitting on a bench with Biebe. Susan smiled. She was glad the sweet sheriff had escaped the ravages of bunnybearism. Then, looking up at Zack, she mused, "I wonder how it will go up at the set with all of us there?"

 

He had wondered that very thing. Together (minus Teller, of course) they had filmed the entire Cinderella Man in one afternoon. But that was an emergency and necessary to prevent Adam Sandler from keeping the role.(See "Toronto Tribulations") This was different. At least, so FAR it seemed to be different. But one never really KNEW, now did one? He sighed. No wonder the release date of CM had been pushed back from March till June. It would take that long for the CGI people to make all the characters look even relatively the same as the movie went from scene to scene with Aubrey walking into a ring and Andy walking out, or Sid throwing a punch and Jeff falling down. He truly hoped they managed to do it. He truly hoped no one...noticed.

Steve knelt beside the couch, adjusting the ice pack as it had slipped a bit far to one side. Laura watched him, studying his profile. Then he turned his head and with a small smile asked, "Better?"

      

"Yes, thanks," she replied then leaned to rest her head against a large pillow behind her.

She let out a small sound of discomfort and he asked quickly, "What is it?"

"Oh, nothing," she explained, "just this big hair clip." Sitting forward, she reached up and pulled it out, giving her head a shake. Down tumbled long, straight hair that looked to Steve's eyes like mink, so rich was its color. It fell to just below her shoulders and his mouth dropped open a bit. He had had no idea it was so long, so thick. "Ah, that's good," she sighed contentedly, leaning her head back again.

                 

Jocelyn came in, a couple of aspirin and a glass of water in her hands. She straightway saw Steve looking at Laura's hair and smiled to herself. She knew his story. It had never been one of her favorites, but she couldn't help liking Steve in person. And his cowboy pj's had always made her chortle. "You two hungry?" she asked, handing the aspirin to Laura.

"A bit," Laura admitted, having only had a quick liquid yogurt before she left her B&B in Bellingen that morning.

"Coming right up!" Jocelyn announced.

Wanda and Lachlan were in the kitchen now and were helping chop veggies for a huge salad. Himself and Phyllis were there, too, as were Pat and Alex. As Wanda looked around the room, she couldn't help but think of a scene from The Big Chill and wished they had music like in that. Almost as though he could read her mind, Himself burst out singing some Australian ditty she'd never heard, but liked the rhythm of. She smiled. She truly loved bustling around like this with her fellow cast members. Pat began to swing her hips a bit, and soon all of them were doing little dancing steps about the room as they chopped celery and diced tomatoes. Himself was happy. He put his arms about his Mum and squeezed. "Home," he said as she smiled up at her son.

After lunch, Himself went into the den to make a few phone calls. He had originally planned on renting a Jetranger helicopter to fly him the short hop to the set. But now it seemed he would need a whole fleet of them. "$1000 an hour," he said. "Each?" He thought a bit and saying, "I'll get back to you on that," hung up the phone. Phyllis came into the room.

"I'm thinkin' we may have to stay in the Bellingen area instead of here," he remarked.

"It may make more sense," she agreed.

"And be easier on Mum than feeding and bedding this crew," he added.

She nodded. "I was concerned about that. I know she loves having you home, but...really."

"Well, let's see where we can bunk them all tonight, and tomorrow I'll arrange for us to stay near the set."

Sid hummed to himself. He was having a most successful afternoon raiding the scattered farms and even a bed and breakfast he'd stumbled across. And he hadn't even had to kill anybody. Not that that was a problem, mind you. Now he was back in the old implement shed and working on his "project". With 200 different brains clumped into his, there was little he found he couldn't do. Of course they were all diabolically criminal brains, but what the heck, criminals were smart, too. Besides, the "I" in Sid did stand for "Intelligent", did it not?
(As an aside to the reader and hopefully unnoticed by Sid, we will hasten to add that the "S" was for "Sadistic" and the "D" for "Dangerous.") Sid liked his name, felt it suited him well. He never used the 6.7 anymore for ever since he'd escaped from the computer program, he had continued to evolve far, far past that. Everything was a bit of a game to him, but a game he only truly enjoyed when he played against his favorite opponent.

         

"Maximus," he murmured, "you're the only guy on my dance card!" Making a metal strap he had in his hands bend until it recoiled with a vibrating *sproing*, he laughed. What kind of instrument was the General? A strange, anticipatory look passed over his face. "One can sense a final movement," he said, his voice even lower and more hoarse than usual.

Maximus laughed. Joimus was backing down the path through the gardens, holding her hands out toward him, trying as best she could to maintain a somewhat devilish look on her face. When she got within four feet of backing straight into a large clay planter filled with geraniums, he dashed forward, his cape flowing behind him like a single, great reddish wing. His momentum was too great for the slope they were on and as he grabbed her, they toppled together. He turned so that she would land atop him and holding tightly onto one another they rolled down the rest of the slope, giggling wildly as they went.

                                   

"What's going on?" Marti asked, having come outside to join Jeff.

"Oh," he said as offhandedly as he could manage, "the General just tackled Joimus and . . ," he pointed at the still rolling couple, "well, there they go."

Marti narrowed her eyes. The idea of it! SHE would never have the great General do anything so...so...terribly...silly. It was downright...unseemly. That's what it was. She was about to add, "What about his dignity...." when before she could get the words out of her mouth, Jeff turned toward her, his eyes dancing, grabbed her and, plopping with her onto the lawn, began to roll.


"Snakes!" she hollered, remembering a scene from 'Swept Away', "There could be snakes!"

He braked them with his feet and rolled so he was on top of her, supporting himself with his knees. "That's no snake, Marti," he chuckled, grinning at her widely.

Finally she let herself go, grinning back up at him. He was adorable. "I'm happy to see you, too," she laughed.

Joimus sat on the lawn between Maximus' legs, her calves curved over his thighs. Tears of laughter still wet both their cheeks. He reached out, cupping her chin with his right hand, just looking into her eyes. "I...," he started to say when a sudden great shudder shook her completely.

"What IS it?" he gasped, startled.

"Just hold me," she whispered, leaning into him, "hold me as tightly as you can."

He folded his arms around her, resting his chin atop her head. "You must tell me," he said urgently, "you must!"

"I...I...don't know," she murmured. "I suddenly felt...afraid," she tipped her head back to look into his eyes, "as though something terrible were about to happen."


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