A New Jeopardy

Part Fourteen
by Jo Anzalone




Bunny joined them. "Perhaps...," she ventured, "perhaps there is a Ringish way of doing it...since we are...."

Her voice trailed off, interrupted by Biebe's amazed cry, "The EAGLES! The eagles are coming!!"

"Not just eagles!' shouted Bud, appalled by the number of headlights coming up the
street past the Victory Motel. "We have to leave here....NOW!"

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"What is it, Bud?" Berti asked, concerned over his level of stress.

He looked down at her seriously. "I figured they would come...just not this soon."

"Who? Who's coming, Bud?"

"Them!" he said ominously, pointing his finger at the massive array of headlights beaming through the blurry snow. He turned from the window back to the rest of the cast. "Come!" he called urgently.

"Come?" Joimus repeated. "Whatever do you mean, 'Come!'?" Completely worn out from using FOUR punctuation marks in a row, she indicated Maximus. "He's sleeping. He's not going anywhere."

"They're almost here!" Bud said, his voice going all hoarse.

"Who? Who's almost here?" Joimus asked, very Bertiesquely.

"THEM!" Bud repeated.

"Listen here, Bud," Joimus scowled, "'Them' had darn well better be alien assassins from Planet Zworft or I'm NOT moving Maximus off the counter!"

Bud just looked at her strangely and grabbed Jack roughly by his epaulets. "Jack!" he pleaded...or possibly pled..., "PLEASE! We have to get out of here!"

Jack looked at Joimus. "He DOES seem very concerned about something, you know."


"It's probably because the snowflakes are still blurry and the Polar Express is no where in sight," suggested Sid helpfully.

Bud paid him no mind, busy as he was checking his supply of ammunition. "Why is he doing that?" asked Wanda.

"He does that a lot," replied Lachlan. "Have you never noticed?"

Bud looked around at them, his eyes misted with the tears of frustration. He pointed his gun at Sid. "I said...come," he repeated, his voice cracking.

                                 

Bunny studied Bud's face a brief moment, then tugged on Sid's sleeve. "It's best to stay away from a man when his blood's up," she commented wisely.

Sid narrowed his eyes. "His blood's always up."

"True," Bunny admitted, "but his blood may be up this time because of all the blood that is down." She indicated the long stripe down the aisle with the tip of her shoe.

"But, Bud, WHERE shall we go if we leave the Night Owl?" Berti asked reasonably. Bud stopped in his tracks. Truly...he had no idea. He turned, looking long and hard at Joimus.

She shrugged. "Don't look at me. I'm just standing here in my gossamer gown...
all innocent and completely clueless." The slight smile playing about the corners of her mouth belied her words and he was in no way fooled. He walked to within a foot of her, his height and bulkiness looming over her. "You....," he began but was cut off by Biebe's once again cry of, "The EAGLES! The eagles are coming!"

"Does he mean that ball team of some sort?" Wanda asked. In the face of all the recent Ringishness, one doubted, somehow, he spoke of Philadelphia football . . . especially not with the vital connectivity of epis to Pittsburgh.

Alex ran down the aisle, checking for a way out the back of the Night Owl. Pat heard a loud gasp escape his lips then he ran back up to the front. "We can't go that way," he said, his voice shaking a bit.

                                      

"You mean there is no way out back there?" Zack, of course, asked.

"Not unless you want to climb over the piled corpses," Alex explained. Zack scowled. He hated it when there was no way back. Such things often resulted in his having to swim underwater amidst clouds of his own blood.

Bud opened the front door, looking through the huge blurry flakes at the oncoming headlights. If there were no way out the back the only way back lay out the front...or some such sort of thing. And, even if he'd never made Captain, he knew good and well that there was simply not a moment to lose. Turning, he surveyed the cast. This would not be an easy exodus. His eyes locked on Jack's. "We have two minutes...maybe three," he said.

                                 

Jack nodded slightly and went into full command mode. Lachlan, Biebe, Egan, and Corbett carefully lifted Maximus off the counter, muffin crumbs sifting to the floor from his cape as they did so, and carried him out into the street. Joimus picked up the dropped greaves and, with the gladius she'd carried since it had fallen in the snow, followed closely after. Annsmac tried to rouse Terry, but he was too far gone. Alex took him under one arm and Jim under the other and they headed for the door, Terry's combat boots dragging through the blood stripe and muffin crumbs as they went. Franki coaxed Nash out of his booth with an unmarked menu, as Eryn gently steadied the still wobbly post-op Colin, helping him to his feet. Cort was nowhere near having got his vest buttons untangled from Sue's lace, and the two of them made it to the door with the grace of cub scouts in a sack race.

Marti glided along closely beside Jeff, and if one had taken the time to study the Queen's face, one might have wondered at the satisfied smile it bore...but there being no such time to spare, only the Queen herself...and Jeff, of course...were aware of its presence. Anna would not remove her arms from about her poor broken Andy, so great was her concern. She did spare a brief glance at Jeffrey, wondering how he moved so well what with his back broken and all the blood he had lost. She frowned a little at Ute, who seemed overly blithe about the terrible state of his health.

Gathering into a bedraggled clump in the snowy street, the cast looked at the approaching headlights. The snow, for some unknown reason, seemed to be becoming less blurry. Susan, huddled close to Zack's furriness for warmth, suddenly noticed the absence of Ando. Where WAS she? She had no memory of seeing her at all inside the Night Owl. She would have asked the Vile One, but Sue, with Cort's fingers fumbling with his enlaced buttons, did not look like she would have noticed either or would want to be bothered at the moment.

With a wild whoop, Hando came dashing around the corner of the tiny post office, chasing something even furrier than Zack, if that were possible. Susan squinted her eyes, trying to make out what it was. At first she thought it was a stooped, old man...but when they got closer, she could see that whatever it was was completely covered in orangey fur. "You give her BACK!" Hando bellowed, tackling the creature about its ankles, sending both it and what it had been carrying in its arms sprawling into the deep snow. Its arms now free of its burden, the orangey thing and Hando grappled with one another, rolling over and over down the street toward the cast. It repeatedly snapped the Melbourner's suspenders as they rolled and she could hear his "Ow...ow...OW's" as they came. With a dull thud, they plopped against Jack's black booted legs.

"Here now!" the Captain said, reaching down and grabbing them both by the scruffs of their necks. In his right hand dangled an irate Hando whilst in his left hung a large, male orangutan, obviously an escapee from the circus train. Susan's startled eyes widened. She had almost forgotten the promise...er, threat...er, possibility...of Ando's encountering orangutans in the current plotline.

Ando had gotten to her feet, dusted the snow off herself, and walked over to stand before the Captain, casting a narrowed-eye glare at Joimus for some totally untoward and unknown reason as she came. Jack looked from the orangutan to the former Welshwoman. "He...wanted you?" he asked, trying without success to keep a chuckle out of his voice.

                                  


"He did, indeed," Ando scowled, though she directed the look more at the innocent Pittsburgher than at the orange-furred one who dangled there, still completely love-struck by Ando's presence. Hando wriggled in Jack's grip, trying to swat at the orangutan. Were it not for the somehow very, very slowly approaching fleet of mysteriously doomish-looking vehicles, the scenario might have continued for some time. But other matters...matters of survival...needed immediate attention, so Jack set the orangutan down, bellowed at it for its own good, and sent it scurrying back for the circus train where the keepers were busily rounding up all the escaped animals. Then he looked at Hando.

"Are you calm?" he asked. Even Ando laughed at the concept.

                                       

Hando twisted his head, looking up at the Captain, his eyes glittering with rage, a bit of foam flecking his lower lip, his nostrils in full flare. "Yes," he replied, spitting into the snow. Jack, knowing that this, indeed, was as calm as the Melbourner ever managed, let him go. Instantly, Hando took off after the fleeing orangutan. Jack, having counted on this lapse in decorum, merely extended one booted foot, tripping him. *SPLAT* Ando sighed and reached down to help him to his feet.

Roaring, Hando came up, his face coated in snow. The Captain, never one to suffer the nettlesome behaviors of younger characters, gripped his collar, turning him to face the oncoming headlights. "Behold," he said, "the incentive for our rapid withdrawal from this location." Indeed, the massed headlights were now entering the very block in which they stood.

            

"But," questioned Pat, "how can we go? We have no transporta....," The first of the giant eagles landed near her, his long pinfeathers nearly knocking her over. She gazed up at the golden eagle in awe, marveling at his truly elephantine size. Marti's eyes misted with tears, so reminded was she of her beloved Torontoese robins during the time when she had been so miniaturized. But these birds were far grander than even that, bearing in their forms some mysterious gravitas and suggestion of great intelligence. One after another they landed, offering themselves as mounts. Four or five cast members could easily sit the back of a single eagle and soon most of the more able-bodied amongst them had found places for themselves.

                                   

An eagle of noble mien approached the men who were carrying Maximus. Spreading its wings, it lifted into the air, grasping the General in its enormous talon. Joimus flung herself after it, managing with a single great leap to grab its leg. She wrapped her own legs about the top of its talon and, holding on with her arms as though around a pole, disappeared with it up into the clouds. No eagle, no matter how noble, was going to fly off with Maximus and leave her to ride another! The talon was so large that it completely encircled the General's entire torso, leaving only his arms and legs dangling as it flew. Joimus sat perched immediately above him, keeping her eyes locked on his pale face.

Another eagle took Terry in a similar manner and, inspired by the sight of Joimus, annsmac leapt atop its talon, standing on it, her arms wrapped about its leg.

Jack watched her go, smiling fondly. How he missed riding the topmast of the Surprise. Still, his legs partially straddling the shoulders of the eagle he had chosen, as he, too, flew upwards, he reveled in the rush of cool air past his cheeks, the feeling of freedom it brought to his heart.


On and up through the snowclouds the eagles they flew, with their backs full of characters and their talons full, too. Only the distant rat-a-tat-tat of machine gun fire followed their flight and soon, that too, was left far behind. Teller was exuberant. The rising sun was at his back. They were heading into the west!!! Mayhap he would, after all, arrive in New South Wales before February! Alas, the newcomer had much to learn of the more subtler ways of epification.


     
Once above the clouds, with the pink fingers of dawn spreading over the violet-blue sky, Bud relaxed. Berti sat immediately behind him, massaging the last of the tension from his shoulders. He looked about him at the kettle of eagles soaring together in the Allegheny thermals. The sight touched some inner core of him that had never felt so free in all his life. Reaching up with his right hand, he cupped it over Berti's on his shoulder, then turned his head to look at her. She saw the gleam of unshed tears in his eyes...and knew him well enough to understand their source. Leaning forward, she pressed her cheek into the nape of his neck, so filled with love for this man that she needed the feel of her skin against his, needed all the closeness, all the physical contact possible at that moment. As she did so, her tenderness broke some dam deep within him and several large tears rolled down his cheeks. Seeing them, her feelings for him so filled her chest that she was not at all certain there was space for them and she truly thought she would burst open with it like a seedpod and downy bits of her love would fly through the dawn.

Terry, come to himself, used his expertise in negotiating the skids of helicopters to lift himself up atop the talon of his eagle so that he stood, holding onto its leg facing annsmac. He still looked very, very worn and she knew he needed much time to rest and recover from his ordeal. But when he looked across into her eyes, she saw more strength in his than since he had had to leap off the top of the passenger car, and she was encouraged. Her heart leapt when he even managed a small grin. With her deblunter lost, she would just have to find some new...and creative...way to tend his equipment. She knew she would. She was clever that way.

                                    

Joimus was concerned. Maximus was so still, so pale. As he hung there just beneath her in the talons of the great golden eagle, his head tipped back as far as it could go. He had no little poppy-petal coated pillow of sand to support it. How she wanted to slide her arms below his neck, to lift and support his head, but it was far beyond her reach and so she sat there, the wind whipping her long pale hair, and kept her eyes on his face as though by sheer force of will alone she could come to his aid. His cape hung free from his shoulders, the talons being around the back of his cuirass, and it swirled and curved, an art form unto itself. The movement of his cape had always been one of the delights of her heart, but now she paid it no heed at all so focused was she on his face alone.

Jack's eagle flew just to the left and slightly below and he called over to her, "How is he?" The mute shake of her head caused a sharp catch in his throat. Maximus was his best friend among all the characters, sharing as they did that command of large numbers of men. His brow knitted in worry. Where were the eagles taking them? How long could Maximus hold out dangling there as he was?

                  

Maximus was aware on some level that he was airborne. He was aware of the rapid flow of air past his face, but he felt entirely weightless and in the deep recesses of his mind, he was sure his spirit had been freed from his body. He had expected land, maybe some brief passage over water, but not this sense of flying. He decided to let himself go fully with it, offering no resistance, and the utter release of that brought him peace with such a level of lightness to it that he felt as though velvet bubbles filled his entire form. No one knew the full extent of his injuries. They went far beyond his damaged lower legs and had been the result of his being flung with such force from the crashing passenger car when splintered ribs had pierced several organs.

Joimus, watching so carefully, saw by the changes on his face that he was leaving her. She clung to the eagle's leg, helpless to do anything, even to touch him in one last farewell. She remembered how when Emperor Augustus had died in A.D. 14 and his body had been placed atop a towering funeral pyre, as the flames crept upward an eagle had been released from the summit of the burning mound, symbolizing the ascent of his soul to the gods. In spite of the unbearable pain, she gazed down at Maximus and thought how appropriate it was he was being borne by an eagle at this moment of his leaving. Ah, if only she had been as familiar with the 12th century "Book of Beasts" as she was with first century Roman history...much might have been spared her.

 

Jack saw Joimus' expression...and knew. He closed his eyes tightly and his jaw and chin muscles hardened into knots of pain. Opening his lids, he lifted his right hand in a salute to his friend. Then, in a moment of pure shock to all the cast, the eagle bearing Maximus and Joimus broke off from the kettle and soared alone almost straight up toward the sun. The eagles had been flying for some time now and the sun was high in the sky, blazing whitish yellow above them. Jack followed the flight path of the eagle as long as he could, but when the glare of the sun's rays became too great, he was forced to look away.

                                   

On and on flew the great eagle, a look of fierce determination on his face. On...up to the height of heaven, even into the circle of the sun it went, its wings singeing in the heat of it, the glorious myth and legend of eagle lore playing itself out in the reality of epi life. Then, the sheer plummet straight toward earth, its singed wings folded close to its golden body, a great, piercing cry coming from its syrinx. To Jack's amazed eyes, it shot past, looking like some glowing star torn loose from the heavens. Into and through the cloud cover it went, leaving silence in its wake as the kettle flew westward with their passengers exchanging stunned looks.

 

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