
AUSTRALIAN ADVENTURES
Chapter 17: When the Bough Breaks
Pulling Jack slightly to one side, Himself said, "Sid has no...seed."
Jack's eyes widened.
He looked at Maximus. "You mean...?"
Himself nodded silently.
"Oh...my...God!" Jack gasped.
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"WHAT??" Ando bellowed. "You are actually telling me
that I was forced to climb the blasted bridge and JACK didn't?"
"It's true,"
Susan affirmed, nodding her head. "I heard something came up at the
last minute and the third group never climbed it."
"Something...came
up?" Ando frowned. "Something came UP?" Her facial
shadings were changing into deeper and deeper tones of red. "I was
sent off like a lamb to the slaughter and the Captain didn't GO?"

"It...it...must've
been something very...important," Susan offered.
The cast was back in their quarters on Woolloomooloo, the first two groups
resting and recovering from their ordeal whilst the third had gathered in
Himself's apartment.
"Where do you suppose
he took her?" Jack asked, meaning Sid's carrying off of Bunny.
"I'm sure she's
fine," Stephen replied. "He looked quite pleased, actually, didn't
you think?"
Jack's eyes locked on
Himself's before turning toward the Doctor. "He did, indeed."
Stephen continued, "I
don't think it's at all like his taking Joimus off to the Olgas. I imagine he just wants to talk with her about their
baby."
"Most likely,"
Jack said, looking back at the grim Himself.
Maximus and Joimus were in their room. She had seen his eyes glow with
happiness before, but never quite like they were doing at this moment.
She sat on the edge of the bed with him kneeling in front of her, his
hands on her knees, his face tipped up as he gazed into her face. His feelings
went so deeply beyond verbal expression that he had said very little since her
announcement at the bridge. He had kept his hands on her, though, every
second, unable to bear any physical separation.

Truly she had no need of
his words. She knew him so well that his body, his eyes, said absolutely
everything. Finally he leaned his head down, resting his right cheek on her
lap, curving his arms below her legs. She lay her palms flat on his back,
feeling the rise and fall of him as he breathed. He remained like that
for a long time, his eyes closed, then lifted his face to her once again, his
lashes starred with tears.
"I
had...dreamed...you know...," he whispered, "but it seemed too
much to...hope."
She smiled, lips together,
reaching out to touch his cheek. He was so beautiful right then that she
wasn't sure her heart could contain the sight of him and not burst open. There
was so much that could be said between them then, so very many words that were
possible, but she looked into his eyes and said the only ones that truly mattered,
the three that were the sum of all the others.
"I love you."
They lay then together, side
by side atop the covers, the strong brown fingers of his sword hand spread wide
over her stomach.
They had only been back at Woolloomooloo a matter of minutes before Steve
was on the phone, making certain adjustment to the living arrangements.
He was moving out of his shared quarters with Arthur, Johnny, and Kim.
When it was done, when everything had been set in place, he smiled at
Laura, who smiled back.
"You are sure?"
he asked.
"I'm sure," she
replied.
"That went OK, don't you think?" Biebe asked Buggie as she sank
tiredly onto a couch in the lounge area of the W.
Buggie looked at her right
palm. There was a dark red stripe still across it from where she had
gripped the umbilical for dear life. She flexed her fingers painfully.
"I may never be able to weave another basket," she sighed.
Sitting beside her, he
took her hand into his, studying the mark, running the fingertips of his other
hand lightly across it. He lifted it then to his lips kissing it.
"It is your very own red badge of courage," he smiled.
"I'm very proud of you, you know."

Just then Ute and Jeffrey came into the lounge, each carrying a shopping bag
full of newly-purchased books. "How was the climb?" she asked
Ando brightly.
The former Welshwoman,
resisting her baser urges to inflict bodily damage, growled, "And
how did YOU manage to escape being forced to climb the damned bridge?"
Ute smiled. "I
e-mailed her and suggested it would be better if Jeffrey and I went to a book
store instead."
"You...e-mailed
her?"
"Yup," Ute
nodded.
"And...and...it
worked?"
"Sure did!" Ute
affirmed. "Give it a try sometime."
But Ando just shook her
head, heading off towards the Water Bar. "There's no mercy for the formerly Welsh," she sighed.
Jeffrey looked at Ute. "She's
probably right, you know," he commented.

"I expect
so," she agreed.
Sid leaned against the trunk of a large, isolated tree in a a far corner of the
Botanic Gardens. Sliding his back down it, he sat on the grass, Bunny
still in his arms.
"You are truly...with
child?" he asked, studying her face.
"Truly," she
nodded, delighted at the feel of his body against hers after so long a
separation.
He licked his lips
thoughtfully. "When?"
"There was only
the...one...time," she replied.
"Yes," she
smiled, fond memories flooding through her. "But there is the slight,
um, problem of...seed," she added.
"PAH!" he
barked. "What is seed anyway? I've never had need of it!" He looked at her questioningly. "Are my performances not
proof enough of that?"
"You, um, 'perform'
remarkably well," she chuckled, then added seriously, "but without
seed there are no new human beings."
He turned his eyes toward
the clear blue of the sky. He knew that. Of course he knew that.
He had let himself get so caught up in the moment of it all that he
hadn't let his mind register that, hadn't
wanted to go there, didn't want to go there.
"It doesn't
matter," he said huskily, "I am the one who seeded you."
"You are," she
agreed, "but you know it was not your seed."
He pressed his lips tightly
together. "It came from me. It IS my seed!"
Curving his arms around
her torso possessively, he growled, "This is MY child!"
She closed her eyes, remembering
how he, in Maximus' stolen body, had pushed her back on the bed in the caravan
in Bellingen, had loved her as though for the first time with human flesh that
was not his own. She moaned softly at the memory of the best love-making of her life. That it
would result in a child had never crossed her mind. It was a thing she
had never had to concern herself with when Sid was, well, Sid. Then a long,
ragged sigh took her as she also recalled that quite a number of the cast,
including Himself himself, were well aware of what they had done that night, that
first night that Sid walked the land wearing the General's form.
"What is it?" he
asked.
"They know, you know."
"They...who
they?"
"Himself...Jack...others."
"And what is it that
they know," he asked stubbornly.
"They know that the
seed was Maximus'."
"Does Maximus
know?"
"I don't believe
so," she answered, "nor Joimus." She touched his cheek,
turning his face toward hers. "You know they will tell him, don't
you?"
He knew. All his
facial muscles worked. "I have ever had only you," he
said. "Maximus has all of them.
They all adore their General." He put his hand on her belly.
"I want this. I put this there. This belongs to… me."
He looked at the sky again.
"Not to him...never to...him."

Watching him, suddenly
Bunny felt very afraid of what might lie ahead for them...for them all.
Sid had just staked his claim to a child of Maximus' loins.
Without knocking, Sid opened the door of Himself's apartment and walked in, Bunny
on his arm. "Hello, folks," he said.
Himself and Jack exchanged
looks, the Captain remarking to Rose, "He's practically got his flag
planted in her belly button." You could see it plainly writ on his
face...defiance, pride, ownership...all mingling together.
"So," Sid
continued, "where's the...other...proud Papa?"
"They're in their
room," Himself said, his voice low, cautious. "I don't want them
disturbed."
"You don't
want...?" Sid chuckled. Raising his voice he called out,
"MAXIMUS!"
Maximus had been feeling
so peaceful, so...complete...that he'd almost fallen asleep. He lifted
his head a bit off the pillow. "Sounds like Sid,"
he said. He smiled. "I'm glad he's come back. We have
much in common...now," he added, giving Joimus' belly a final, gentle pat.
"It's wonderful,
isn't it?" she agreed happily. "Now our child will have a
playmate." They walked to the bedroom door together.
As they entered the huge living area, Sid swept into a grandiose bow.
"General, my Lady," he said. "I thought the, um,
gestational couples should be together."
Jack's hand went to the
hilt of his cutlass as every muscle in his body came to attention (no, not THAT
one, Ando! For shame!).

Himself noted Bunny seemed
a bit pale. This was not how she would have preferred to handle it.
But Sid was Sid and would have his way.

Sid inclined his head
solicitously towards Joimus. "And how is the... other... mother-to-be?"
Maximus strode up to him, clapping
his shoulder. "Congratulations!"
he said heartily.
Jack whispered to Himself. "He does not know, then, does he, of
Sid's, um, 'use' of his body?"
"No," Himself
replied quietly, "nor of the fact that nanotech organisms don't come with
seed, either, evidently."
Jack sighed.
"There is no reason
the General would ponder such a matter, is there?" Rose added practically.
Jack cocked his eyebrow,
realizing that he, also, had never pondered it. He looked at Himself. Of course
Himself would know about it since he had BEEN Sid. Then he looked at
Stephen, still blissfully unaware of it. The good Doctor could be excused,
though, on the grounds that the medical texts of the early 1800's almost never
dealt with the testicular structure of synthetic nanotech organisms.
Himself leaned back against the wall, quietly observing Sid's bit of
performance art.
"So," Sid was
saying, "when's the little gladiator due, anyway?"
Maximus looked at Joimus,
who shrugged. "I have no idea. Between the plot device, the train
wreck, almost dying in the eagle plunge, actually dying in the shed, falling
off the tor and going blind, I've quite lost track of, um, things."
Himself cleared his
throat. "I think," he said, "that given the extraordinary circumstances
that just this once we can allow actual medical intervention and get you a sonogram."
He nodded toward Stephen. "No, offense, Doctor," he
smiled.
"None taken," Stephen
returned.
"You may as well have
one, too, Bunny," Himself added.
"But...but...I know exactly...,"
she murmured, then realized what she was saying and bit her lip.
Himself's eyes had gone
all dark and even more hooded than usual as he fixed his gaze on Sid while
Bunny spoke. He was well aware that Sid knew the seed was Maximus'. What
sort of game was the Chipster planning on playing?

"Yes," Sid
plunged ahead, "it was back in the caravan park in Bellingen. It was our
first night there. I remember it," he smiled at Himself, "quite
well."
He turned an innocent gaze
on Joimus. "Perhaps you, my dear, were fertile that very night?"
"The first night...?"
she repeated, blinking, feeling confused. What was he talking about?
She tried desperately to get her brain to focus. The first night in Bellingen? It had been that very afternoon that Sid had done the switch,
had come to her as...Maximus. The color drained from her face as his
meaning hit her.
"You know we never...,"
then she suddenly remembered their angry words, how she had slapped him and he
had gone to.... Her eyes went wide as she stared at him, standing with
his arm around Bunny.
Maximus' eyes darted back
and forth from her to Sid. What was going on? He didn't understand.
He saw her go completely white, then she gasped, "No," and he caught her as her knees buckled.
Sid smiled, but Bunny
looked horrified at what was happening and was nearly as white as Joimus.
Himself strode forward. "That's
ENOUGH, Sid!" he snapped. "I think you'd best leave now."
Sid bowed his head. "As
you command, my liege." Still smiling, he guided Bunny toward the
door.
"My God," Jack
cried as the door closed. "He practically threw a gauntlet on the
floor!" He looked at Maximus, standing there with Joimus in his
arms.
"What are you going to do?"
"Jack!" Himself
said sharply. "He doesn't KNOW!"
"Ah...right,"
Jack grimaced. "Sorry."
Himself inhaled deeply, running
his hand back and forth over his chin and mouth. "Maximus," he
said, stopping to lick his lips in that way all the characters seemed to have
gotten from him, "Sid is a synthetic nanotech organism.He has
no seed. He cannot reproduce."
Maximus blinked.
"What are you saying?"
"I'm saying,"
Himself sighed, "that it was not possible for Sid to impregnate
Bunny."
"But she IS pregnant,
isn't she?" he asked, his brow furrowing.
"She is,"
Himself continued, "but the seed was not Sid's."
"Whose, then?"
the General asked, not yet comprehending where Himself was going with all this.
Franki arrived with the
cloths, laying one on Joimus' forehead, patting her cheeks and neck with
another. Maximus moved out of her way, standing, facing Himself.
"Whose?" he
repeated.

"Yours,
Maximus," Himself said softly, his eyes filling with compassion,
"yours."
"MINE?" he
roared, taking a step back. "I have never lain with Bunny!"
Himself licked his lips again.
"Maximus, where were you that first night in Bellingen?"
"Why I was...I
was...," he stopped, his jaw muscle starting to work.
"I was chained in the shed...in Sid's body."

"Right," Himself
nodded. His lower eyelid twitched once violently, as he continued,
"And Sid was...?"
"Inside...mine."
Himself nodded.
"He came back to the caravan park, had a fight with Joimus, and
went... to Bunny."
"He...went...to
Bunny?"
"Yes, Maximus.
In your body, he went to Bunny."
The General squeezed his
eyes shut...hard, his breathing becoming labored, harsh. Then, with a
nearly indescribable expression of pain, he looked into Himself's face.
"My seed?" he
stammered. "He...my seed...in Bunny?"
Himself nodded silently.
Maximus turned, gazing
down at Joimus just as she opened her eyes, looking up at him, lifting her hand
toward his. His fingers had barely touched hers when Himself said, "The
babies, Maximus. Both of them are...yours."
DIRECTLY CONTINUED AS: SONS OF THE FATHERS